Beat the Band

December 1, 2010

Gr 8-11-In this very funny sequel to Swim the Fly (Candlewick, 2009), Coop takes over narration duties as he and his best friends, Matt and Sean, return for their sophomore year. Right off the bat they are assigned partners for a semester-long health-class project. To his horror, Coop is paired with "Hot Dog" Helen, the school outcast, and assigned to research contraceptives. Immediately dubbed "Corn Dog Coop," he is desperate for a way to salvage his social status. An upcoming Battle of the Bands presents the perfect opportunity for him to reveal his inner rock god and make a good impression on all the hottest girls. He recruits his friends into "Arnold Murphy's Bologna Dare," and they divide their time between rehearsals and hilariously misguided attempts to perfect their look. Meanwhile, the most popular girls in school enlist Coop to help them sabotage Helen, and he can't find a way to extricate himself from their plot to humiliate her. When she joins his band as the much-needed lead singer, grudging respect turns to infatuation even as his guilt grows. The inevitable revelation and its aftermath are both gut-wrenching and touching. Subplots about the band's cribbed demo tape and Coop's father's efforts to manage the group add depth to the story. Creative sexual slang and bathroom humor begin on page one, but Coop is mostly just talk. Messages about bullying and consequences of teen sex (included via the health project) add just the right note of gravitas to this rockin' romp.-Amy Pickett, Ridley High School, Folsom, PA

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August 15, 2010
In this side-splitting sequel, Calame details the Swim the Fly (2009) guys' sophomore year, this time from the perspective of horny Cooper. After meeting their goal of seeing a real naked woman last summer, Cooper convinces the boys to set the bar higher: winning the school's Battle of the Bands despite their total lack of musical talent or ability. Coop's real motivation is to use the competition to draw attention away from his unwanted health-class–project pairing with school pariah Helen, which backfires when he ends up falling for her. Coop keeps the laughs coming by using his dubious powers of persuasion to engineer everything from a fart-fest in the school library to a self-tanning experiment that goes horribly wrong, all for the good of the band. With song-title chapter headings providing a subtle soundtrack and the inspired addition of Coop's dad, an unemployed former garage-band member who steals scene after scene with his lessons on getting groupies and amateur pyrotechnics, fans have nothing but more good gross fun to look forward to. (Fiction. 14 & up)

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September 1, 2010
Grades 9-12 Its not all that often the wisecracking buddy gets to be narrator, but thats what happens in Calames endearing follow-up to Swim the Fly (2009). Fifteen-year-old Coopers nightmarebeing paired with class pariah Hot Dog Helen for a semester-long projecthas one solution: get respect by winning the schools Battle of the Bands. Each chapter is titled after a thematically appropriate song (guess what Smells like Teen Spirit is about), and the bands attempts to transform themselves into swaggering, spray-tanned rock gods is rife with laugh-out-loud blunders. As the slang-happy Coop might say, this is one part brill and one part ridic.(Reprinted with permission of Booklist, copyright 2010, American Library Association.)

January 1, 2011
In this companion to Swim the Fly, Cooper is partnered in health class with Helen, a girl with a loser reputation. He decides the only way to regain his cache of cool is to win the Battle of the Bands; too bad he and his friends don't play any instruments. Interwoven into this humorous romp are lessons about social status and individuality.

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