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Big Swiss

A Novel

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3 of 9 copies available
NATIONAL BESTSELLER AND CULT FAVORITE
Named a Best Book of the Year by the New Yorker, Time, NPR, Vogue, Elle, Cosmopolitan, Huffington Post, NBC News, Lit Hub, theSkimm, Condé Nast Traveler, Town & Country, and more!
"One of the funniest books of the last few years" (Los Angeles Times) about a sex therapist's transcriptionist and her affair with one of the patients.
Greta lives with her friend Sabine in an ancient Dutch farmhouse in Hudson, New York. The house is unrenovated, uninsulated, and full of bees. Greta spends her days transcribing therapy sessions for a sex coach who calls himself Om. She becomes infatuated with his newest client, a repressed married woman she affectionately refers to as Big Swiss.

One day, Greta recognizes Big Swiss's voice in town and they quickly become enmeshed. While Big Swiss is unaware Greta has eavesdropped on her most intimate exchanges, Greta has never been more herself with anyone. Her attraction to Big Swiss overrides her guilt, and she'll do anything to sustain the relationship...

"A fantastic, weird-as-hell, super funny novel" (Bustle), Big Swiss is both a love story and a deft examination of infidelity, mental health, sexual stereotypes, and more—from an amazingly talented, singular voice in contemporary fiction.
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    • Library Journal

      September 1, 2022

      Greta pays her bills by transcribing tapes for a sex therapist, and she's falling for his newest client, a tall, stoic married woman she fondly calls Big Swiss, who has a past as traumatic as her own but a smarter, fresher way of dealing with it. Then they meet inadvertently, with Greta hiding her identity, which leads to the best relationship she has ever had. Following Pretend I'm Dead and Vacuum in the Dark, both short-listed for major awards.

      Copyright 2022 Library Journal, LLC Used with permission.

    • Publisher's Weekly

      October 17, 2022
      Beagin (Vacuum in the Dark) delivers a delightfully off-kilter romantic comedy set in a Hudson Valley increasingly transformed by transplants from New York City. The protagonist, Greta, is in her 40s, living in a semi-derelict Dutch farmhouse in Hudson, N.Y., with her beloved dog, Piñón. Greta is working as a transcriptionist for a local sex therapist named Om when she is captivated by the voice of one of Om’s patients, a 30-something married woman whom she nicknames Big Swiss for her height and nationality, who used to live in Brooklyn. At the dog park, Greta and Big Swiss (whose real name is Flavia) meet by chance, and romance between the two blossoms, complicated by the fact that Greta is privy to Big Swiss’s most private inner thoughts. While the interpersonal intrigue is palpable, this is also very much a novel about place, full of alternately snide and affectionate commentary about the rapidly gentrifying town. When encountering another of the therapist’s patients and his wife at a coffee shop, Greta notes, “like most people in Hudson, they were better looking than average and dressed like boutique farmers.” Beagin is a gifted storyteller with a flair for the eccentric and a soft spot for a wayward soul. This unconventional love story has a surplus of appeal from page one. Agent: Amanda Urban, ICM Partners.

    • Kirkus

      December 15, 2022
      The author of Pretend I'm Dead (2018) and Vacuum in the Dark (2019) returns with another wonderfully off-kilter protagonist. Beagin loves weirdos--fully and unironically. Her first two novels starred Mona, a woman whose job cleaning houses affords her a fascinating window into her clients' lives and an idiosyncratic education in human behavior. Beagin's new main character is literally paid to eavesdrop on the therapy sessions of strangers. After quitting her job as a pharmacy tech and leaving her fiance, she moves from Los Angeles to Hudson, New York, and starts working as a transcriptionist for a sex therapist named Om. Her job is to listen to recordings and write down what she hears, but she quickly develops a parasocial relationship with Om's clients--not that different from a listener's relationship to a podcaster or, for that matter, Mona's imagined relationship with Terry Gross of "Fresh Air." But Greta's feelings for the client she calls "Big Swiss" are unusually intense, and a chance meeting at the dog park with this well-known stranger--whose real name is Flavia--turns into an affair. This relationship is defined by its intensity and by the ticking time bombs buried within it. Greta gives Flavia a fake name when they meet, and she doesn't tell Flavia that she knows her deepest secrets. Flavia is married, a fact that she doesn't hide but which is, obviously, a complication. And both women are still learning how to deal with the central tragedies of their lives. Flavia endured a horrific assault that she insists is no big deal. Greta has repressed significant details from her mother's suicide. Beagin seems to have a keen understanding of the myriad ways trauma manifests. This not only allows her to build damaged but resilient and fascinating characters, but it might also be why her books are filled with people who do bad--or extremely questionable--things without being bad guys. Beagin gives her characters choices and second chances, and the happiness she offers them begins with themselves. Beagin establishes her place among artfully eccentric writers like Nell Zink, Elif Batuman, and Jennifer Egan.

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    • Booklist

      January 1, 2023
      Living in a crumbling and purposely bee-infested eighteenth-century manse, Greta Work works as a transcriptionist for a sex therapist called Om and falls a bit in love with a patient she nicknames Big Swiss. Hudson, New York, is small and everyone, apparently, meets with Om, so Greta constantly runs into the embodied voices she already knows so intimately. It's inevitable that, at the dog park with her beloved Pi�on one day, Greta hears and then meets Big Swiss, who's married, actually named Flavia, and even more beautiful than Greta imagined. Beagin (Vacuum in the Dark, 2019) once again drapes her kooky comedic (and carnal) delights over lifelike character studies and sparkling observations; readers who lift the sheet will be wooed. Sexually dissatisfied and still processing a brutal assault, Flavia/Big Swiss has some work to do, as does professional eavesdropper Greta, who--oops!--tells Big Swiss her name is Rebekah and also doesn't always want to be alive. Truly and heartrendingly, though, they unlock something essential in one another, making for a mesmerizing, warm, and altogether unpredictable romance.

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    • Library Journal

      February 1, 2023

      The Bollinger short-listed Beagin (Vacuum in the Dark) confronts sexuality, relationships, addiction, violence, and small-town living in a novel featuring damaged people striving to become whole. When Greta was 13 years old, her mother died by suicide, and she was raised by a series of relatives, each a little less savory than the last. As an adult, she dumps her fianc� of 10 years and starts afresh by moving to a small New York town, where she consults a therapist and eventually becomes his transcriptionist. Greta soon becomes intrigued with a woman she nicknames Big Swiss, whose therapy sessions she is transcribing, but she can't venture any closer; she's constrained by her confidentiality agreement with the therapist. Then she accidentally encounters Big Swiss at the dog park and recognizes her voice. Big Swiss is looking for a friend, but the relationship soon turns sexual, which means Greta must lie about who she is. What that means for the relationship eventually forces Greta to confront her past. VERDICT Beagin mixes biting humor and deadly serious topics to create a complex and compelling narrative that readers of redemption stories will enjoy.--Joanna M. Burkhardt

      Copyright 2023 Library Journal, LLC Used with permission.

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