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Elvis and the Blue Christmas Corpse

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It may be Christmas in Tupelo, but Callie Valentine Jones' not-quite-ex Jack is trussed up like a holiday turkey recovering from a shattered leg, cousin Lovie's looking for love in all the wrong stockings, and Elvis the basset hound is out for revenge on a sneaky Lhasa Apso. Everyone finally gets into the spirit when Uncle Charlie is pressed into service as Santa at a weekend charity event in the mall. But Yuletide cheer turns to Yuletide fear after a killer tries to zap Charlie back to the North Pole marked "Return to Sender."
Determined to find out who's decking the mall with Christmas corpses, Elvis and the Valentines fill up their sleigh with suspects as they attempt to unmask a devil in disguise in time to turn their "Blue Christmas" all Christmas-y and white.
"Settle in for a ridiculously funny holiday mystery." —Library Journal
"Ditzy. . .Elvis fans in need of a deep-fried farce may find this finger-lickin' good." —Publishers Weekly
"Callie Valentine-Jones is the spunkiest dog-loving hairdresser to sleuth in a long time." —RT Book Reviews
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    • Publisher's Weekly

      August 27, 2012
      In Webbâs ditzy fifth Southern Cousins cozy (after 2011âs Elvis and the Tropical Double Trouble), Webbâs titular hero, Elvis reincarnated as a basset hound, continues to seek to protect his owner, hairdresser Callie Valentine Jones, from the errors of her ways. An electrical mishap at a Santa display in a Mooreville, Miss., mall injures Callieâs Uncle Charlie, who owns âthe best funeral home in Mississippiâ and is playing Santa, and kills Steve Boone, aka Rudolphâbut was it an accident or murder? And if the latter, just who was the intended victim? Callie and her zany companionsâplus-sized cousin Lovie Valentine, mother Ruby Nell, and fountain of malapropisms Fayrene Johnsonâinvestigate. Webb packs almost every other page with a reference to an Elvis song or factoid as the snack-loving basset shares narration chores with Callie. Elvis fans in need of a deep-fried farce may find this finger-lickinâ good, but the extremely broad humor wonât work for everyone. Agent: Jane Rotrosen, Jane Rotrosen Agency.

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